Hey boners.

I love and respect you too AT, even though you're a wanker. <3

im thankful for:

• socks
• hops
• livers
• food
• hangovers

wait..scratch the last one

Happy Turkey Day bitches!!

hey don't scratch hangovers. sure they suck, but usually if you have one you had an awesome night.

hey don't scratch hangovers. sure they suck, but usually if you have one you had an awesome night.

-maxpower

i think thats a fair sign as well --- but wowzers my head hurts, i was going to porn, but i think im going back to bed instead... ashley blue is going to have to wait......

I also give thanks to socks for being socks. And bad sandwich chronicles.

i love you socks.  more than i love dessert.  always and forever.

We need more socks like you, Candice. <3

Hey guys,

October called.  It wants its Holiday back.

Hey Canadan,
England called.  It still technically owns your country.

I'm also thankful that I got to sit around at home, alone, all day, while my poor overworked father has to deal with my mother's corny-ass family. That I get to live at home, humiliating and shitty as that is, instead of on the street or in a barracks someplace terrible like upstate New York. That I got to eat fried chicken for lunch (even if I had to make it myself, it was still bomb) and sit around on my ass and play Fallout 3. That I only have a cold instead of, say, cancer, or HIV, and still may get away with blowing off school over that. That I GET to go to school instead of working some pointless soul crushing minimum wage job.

And I am thankful for my fellow socks. You're a bunch of uppity drunken assholes, but you're my brothers from other mothers and sisters from different misters. (Said he, between sips of Pennsylvania Dutch eggnog.)

Hey Canadan,
England called.  It still technically owns your country.

-amandatague

Hey Amanda,

My feelings called.  They're hurt.

Hey Amanda,My feelings called.  They're hurt.

-boringdan

hug party!

Hey Canadan, England called.  It still technically owns your country.

-amandatague

That's so hilarious, then i remembered the queen pwns me too. sighs.

Is "pictures of the Queen" slang for cash in Australia and/or Canada too, or is that specifically a British thing? I've definitely heard of it as like Cockney slang, "'ow will ya be payin'?" "Pictures of the Queen, mate!"

There are pictures of hockey players on the Canadian five dollar bills.

That's kind of rad. Though I guess it wouldn't be as rad if there were pictures of football players on American fives.

I once drunkenly dropped about 27 dollars worth of Canadian change at Chris McCaughan's feet in the parking lot of the Kool Haus in Toronto.

One and two dollar coins.  Ha.  How wacky.

I once drunkenly dropped about 27 dollars worth of Canadian change at Chris McCaughan's feet in the parking lot of the Kool Haus in Toronto.
One and two dollar coins.  Ha.  How wacky.

-amandatague

Was that at the Alkaline Trio show?