Things I Hate

people people say "no homo"... oh my, it makes me so mad."bro, that shirt looks good on you, no homo." WHY IS IT NECESSARY TO FUCKING SAY THAT?! WE ALL KNOW YOU AREN'T GAY.a man complimenting a man on his appearance = not gaya man having sex with another man = gay

-mamablotto

GOD YES! I'd forgotten. There is some stuff that I guess is worthy of saying it after (although it is still really retarded because nobody thinks you are gay) like when someone says "I love you...no homo", but really, don't fucking tell some other guy you love them if you can't deal with people possibly thinking you are gay for a few minutes.

And people say stuff even less gay than complimenting a guy on their shirt and follow it with no homo. God damn those fucking fuckers. God damn it.

"No homo" is called for in certain particularly compromising situations, but I generally don't give a shit. In fact, I often LIKE to appear a little ambiguous because it makes me seem less threatening.

I often LIKE to appear a little ambiguous because it makes me seem less threatening.

-danimal

or more fun

I'm gay as fuck.

see. very ambiguous.

this is funny

-jayzilla

Thanks man - no homo

I do like how we all seem to be secure in our sexuality, such that we can joke around about how much we love the cock. I can't hang with most dudes because of that, but I got luv for my Sock brothers.

Lemme rephrase that: I hate how many heterosexual dudes get their dicks in knots about even the slightest questioning of their sexuality, and always feel the need to prove that they're the straightest and you guys are all fucking fags. (Though it is fun to answer the question "what're you, a fag?" with "why, you need a date tonight, hot stuff?")

I do like how we all seem to be secure in our sexuality, such that we can joke around about how much we love the cock. I can't hang with most dudes because of that, but I got luv for my Sock brothers.
Lemme rephrase that: I hate how many heterosexual dudes get their dicks in knots about even the slightest questioning of their sexuality, and always feel the need to prove that they're the straightest and you guys are all fucking fags. (Though it is fun to answer the question "what're you, a fag?" with "why, you need a date tonight, hot stuff?")

-danimal

gaaaaay

two of my dude roommates (who are also my coworkers) made out at a bar the other night for twenty bucks apiece.  everyone at work is freaked out now, and they're laughing all the way to the bank. or to free drinks for the rest of the night.

two of my dude roommates (who are also my coworkers) made out at a bar the other night for twenty bucks apiece.  everyone at work is freaked out now, and they're laughing all the way to the bank. or to free drinks for the rest of the night.

-nonefuckinggenuine

Everyone's got their price.

a man having sex with another man = gay

-mamablotto

only if you take it... :P heh

it is only gay if your balls touch or you look him in the eyes and say "I love you"

I do like how we all seem to be secure in our sexuality, such that we can joke around about how much we love the cock. I can't hang with most dudes because of that, but I got luv for my Sock brothers.Lemme rephrase that: I hate how many heterosexual dudes get their dicks in knots about even the slightest questioning of their sexuality, and always feel the need to prove that they're the straightest and you guys are all fucking fags. (Though it is fun to answer the question "what're you, a fag?" with "why, you need a date tonight, hot stuff?")

-danimal

Once my boyfriend poked a "friend" (using the term loosely) in the ass with a water bottle, and I thought he was going to get pummeled. The guy totally blew up on him about it being "totally not cool" and how it made him uncomfortable. 

Har! I can't stand those guys, but they're so much fun to mess with.

this is funny

didi, it was really fun at dans house that one--no homo

-jayzilla

it was very fun - total homo

I do like how we all seem to be secure in our sexuality, such that we can joke around about how much we love the cock. I can't hang with most dudes because of that, but I got luv for my Sock brothers.Lemme rephrase that: I hate how many heterosexual dudes get their dicks in knots about even the slightest questioning of their sexuality, and always feel the need to prove that they're the straightest and you guys are all fucking fags. (Though it is fun to answer the question "what're you, a fag?" with "why, you need a date tonight, hot stuff?")

-danimal

In the other drawer I said I was clean and mentioned that I was talking to the men and also offered some guy a BJ in the same post and I'm not sure if he thinks I'm a guy or a girl. If there is some guy pissed off at the show looking for a banana that owes him a BJ...let him down easy.

Also this guy in a massive coat, like an hour ago, look at me and my friend and said "hey boys" and I said "hi" and my friend reluctantly said "...hi" and then when the guy walked off my friend said he sees that guy EVERYWHERE and he is always with some group of old gay guys and ALWAYS hits on him. He said he saw him in a Goodwill and the guy asked for his number and my friend said "I'm 17" and the guy said "everyone's got an excuse".

hey banana... sweet patton oswalt avatar...

thank you...I was at that release show by complete coincidence - also that album is better than his new one.

I gave Jake a big ol' sloppy kiss on the mouth this weekend

no homo