Things I Hate

 
Bud Light/Keystone/Milwaukee's Best/etc.People who drink the above beers because they like the taste        

-mikeinchicago

dude -- youre cool -- dont be a douchebag bc you dont like people with different tastes then you ... thats dumb

my dislikes: states the mandate closing hours for all establishments, ebay shippers that take forever....

dude -- youre cool -- dont be a douchebag bc you dont like people with different tastes then you ... thats dumb

my dislikes: states the mandate closing hours for all establishments, ebay shippers that take forever....

-jayzilla

Guess I should've specified people who drink those beers EXCLUSIVELY. These are the people I offer a microbrew or a PBR or something and they go on and on about how much they love a beer that's virtually indistinguishable from water.

And it's very hard for me not to be a douchebag. After all these years, change is tough.

People who don't say thank you when you hold the door for them in public, and also people who don't say please and thank you in general, what the hell happened to manners.
People who clap after movies that aren't at a film festival or a premier, no one in the audience had anything to do with the production, you are being a self-congratulating douche.
American Apparel.
Catcher in The Rye.
Mushrooms.
Bud Light, for the same reasons, Mike.

People who don't say thank you when you hold the door for them in public, and also people who don't say please and thank you in general, what the hell happened to manners.People who clap after movies that aren't at a film festival or a premier, no one in the audience had anything to do with the production, you are being a self-congratulating douche.American Apparel.Catcher in The Rye.Mushrooms.Bud Light, for the same reasons, Mike.

-sedatephobic

dude -- i like mushrooms (not the drug kind), i like catcher in the rye (not bc its an escape)

i dont bud light for its taste, but if you buy a case -- im drinking it

I like both kinds of mushrooms, and Catcher in the Rye isn't the best Salinger book, but it is excellent.

And also, I will drink Bud Light if there is absolutely nothing else to drink, but it is most definitely at the bottom of the list. I'd definitely rather drink Bud, if I have to drink domestic and Pabst/Old Milwaukee/Old Style isn't available

I hate that Old Style isn't distributed on the West Coast. It's probably near indistinguishable from PBR or High Life, but I'm irked on principle.

I hate that Old Style isn't distributed on the West Coast. It's probably near indistinguishable from PBR or High Life, but I'm irked on principle.

-danimal

It is very definitely a unique beer. Ask Jake. It's Krausened.

Note: Jake, your Krausened discussion rights have been revoked, in case you forgot.

Well, even more so. What the fuck? Me and Mama and Jay and Bert and Nick and all the other West Coast Socks deserve a Krausened lager with an appealing price tag.

ive heard through several chicagians that old style is now just pabst relabeled

AT --- clarification???

No.  It tastes a little heavier than it used to now.  And it costs more and doesn't come in a 30 rack anymore.  It is still my favorite beer though.  The Two Way Lounge has it on tap for a buck fifty a pint. 

People who are immature. Especially when it comes to relationships.
People who are arrogant.
Materialistic people.
Retail work.
Republicans.
Democrats.
Noel and Liam Gallagher.
People who say they "listen to everything." No, you don't. You probably listen to Top 40 music and are just ignorant about the existence of anything else.
Seafood. Not sure why.
Coors Light. Any shitty beer, really. It's cool if you like it, just don't give me any.
Fahrenheit 9-11, and anybody biased or ignorant enough to believe it's a legitimate documentary.
People who use personal tragedy as an excuse not to move forward in life.
Mosquitoes.
Don Ed Hardy.
The old assistant principle/now-principle of my old high school. Dickhead.
This one bitch who dated one of my former best friends and turned him into a depressed social retard. She's married now (at the ripe old age of 19).
Any band that signs a 360 deal (I'm looking at you, Paramore).
The naive fools that think changing something as shallow as skin color changes the nature of the politician. Stop waiting on a savior that's never coming and go change the world yourselves.
People who think that success or musical growth equals "selling out."
Long-Distance Relationships.
Conspiracy theorists.
Kanye West. But hey, at least he keeps me entertained.
Phillies fans. Yankees fans are the most arrogant, but Phillies fans are just straight up assholes. To everyone.
Pulling weeds.
Disney-core (the Jonas boys, Hannah Montana, etc.)
Myself, for wasting all my money. Dumbass.
Not getting blowjobs.

I think that's about it.

Oh, and mikeinchicago, I do kind of have a grudge against metal, I used to like it a lot when I was younger, but I got seriously bored of it. It all sounds like noise to me these days. I still dig the Iron Maiden once in a while, though.

No.  It tastes a little heavier than it used to now.  And it costs more and doesn't come in a 30 rack anymore.  It is still my favorite beer though.  The Two Way Lounge has it on tap for a buck fifty a pint. 

-amandatague

we shall go in 2 weeks

Phillies fans. Yankees fans are the most arrogant, but Phillies fans are just straight up assholes. To everyone.

Oh, and mikeinchicago, I do kind of have a grudge against metal, I used to like it a lot when I was younger, but I got seriously bored of it. It all sounds like noise to me these days. I still dig the Iron Maiden once in a while, though.

-theviz

Dude, Red Sox fans don't even get mentioned? They are the biggest assholes in any sport.

I guess I actually hate Pats fans, because they're total morons. They chant "Yankees suck!" at fucking football games.

And also, when I think of the metal bias, I think "people who have never listened to Slayer". If you've heard Reign in Blood, in its entirety, and just aren't into it, that's fine. I just hate when people say they hate metal and the only bands they've ever heard are Def Leppard and Metallica.

I just hate when people say they hate metal and the only bands they've ever heard are Def Leppard and Metallica.

-mikeinchicago

Ugh. My ex dragged me with her to see Metallica in January. Biggest waste of 80 bucks ever. And I'd broken up with her a few days before, I just felt too bad to leave her companionless. Fuckin' pity.

-theviz

Dude, that's insanely brutal. You should've listened to Slayer at the show on headphones.

Dude, that's insanely brutal. You should've listened to Slayer at the show on headphones.

-mikeinchicago

People who don't think Radiohead is a band in a league of their own
The chronically Pretentious

-mikeinchicago

Don't know if the irony was intended, but most of the Radiohead fans I've met (at Berkeley at least) are über-pretentious hipsters

edit: Things I love: Enormous $5 safeway sandwiches that are about the size of a a baby.  Five dollar footlongs got nothing on this bitch.

Now, to be fair, Metallica USED to be rad. I totally understand if you think records like "Load" and "St. Anger" suck, cos they do. Their output got really spotty after the Black Album. But if you also think "Ride The Lightning" sucks, you need to check your metal priorities, cos that shit rips.

Don't know if the irony was intended, but most of the Radiohead fans I've met (at Berkeley at least) are über-pretentious hipsters

-chilicheesefries

there was no intended irony. I listen to a ridiculous amount of bands by anyone's standard, and I think OK Computer, Kid A, Amnesiac, and the Bendsare easily four of the greatest albums of all time. Some people who are pretentious like Radiohead, but there are pretentious people who love Green Day, you know?